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| VictorVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 23-8-2002 Laatste: 30-8-2026 Berichten: 5287 | 13-1-2004 22:18 |
| Ik krijg vaak de bekende aanbiedingen van Afrikaanse hoogwaardigheidsbekleders die tientallen miljoenen dollars hun land uit moeten krijgen. Als ik ze daarbij help krijg ik 15 tot 30%. Niet gek, een extra zakcentje! Deze oplichtingsshit gooide ik altijd weg. Zonde eigenlijk, want je kan best lachen met deze gasten. Zondag kreeg ik deze mail. Eronder mijn antwoord, in een taal die een Nigeriaan (hoop ik) zal verstaan: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Sir/Madam, I am Silas Monvete., Bank Manager of FirstRand Bank Limited ,South Africa.This is an urgent and very confidential business proposition. On June 6, 2000,a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the South African Institute of Mining and Metallurgy, Mr.Morgan Smith made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$26,500,000.00, (Twenty-six Million, five hundred thousand Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month,we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the National Petroleum Corporation that Mr.Morgan Smith died from an automobile accident. On further investigation,I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr.Morgan Smith did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$26,500,000.00 has carefully been fixed in my bank for safekeeping. No one will ever come forward to claim it.According to South African Law,at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as the owner of the money which was fixed deposited in my bank. I am writing you because I as a public servant,i cannot operate a foreign account. I want to present you as the owner of the funds so you can be able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is simple.I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in place as the beneficiary of the funds. The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 80% for me and 20% for you. The paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address and Upon your response,I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in real estate within your country. Due to the nature of confidentiality in this Transaction our communication can only be via email and fax mostly. Awaiting your urgent reply via my email or WebFax Above. Thanks and my regards. Mr.Silas Monvete. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear mr. Monvete, Excuse my attempt at your lanoga. Ota banana mala. lafarabadanasha. vafakanya, shaza, your mother. Doba zhopa. pota kalasosa. faloya ohsa basotra, ohsa shoza, ohsa bambokla! VN Het zou kunnen dat ik een klein foutje heb gemaakt. Het is per slot van rekening mijn eerste Afrikaanse mail! | |
| Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een helicopter! Een Satel Pogi om precies te zijn! | |
| VictorVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 23-8-2002 Laatste: 30-8-2026 Berichten: 5287 | 13-1-2004 22:18 |
| PS Sorry voor de off-topic post. Won't happen again! | |
| Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een helicopter! Een Satel Pogi om precies te zijn! | |
| SebasVDVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 9-2-2003 Laatste: 17-8-2016 Berichten: 1686 | 13-1-2004 22:20 |
| Ik meen dat dit soort praktijken al meedere keren op TV geweest is. Je moet iets van een voorschot aan hun betalen ten teken van JOUW goede wil, en denk je dat je dat geld ooit nog terugziet? NO WAY! | |
| HanStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 20-11-2002 Laatste: 19-1-2005 Berichten: 70 | 13-1-2004 22:21 |
| hehe :) is toch juist leuk dit soort berichtjes :) tis tenslotte de offzone | |
| SpeakerfreakStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 20-10-2002 Laatste: 1-12-2017 Berichten: 1899 | 13-1-2004 22:21 |
ghehehehe lol  | |
| DiederikStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 20-5-2003 Laatste: 3-2-2021 Berichten: 615 | 13-1-2004 22:22 |
DOEN!!!!  de oudejaarsloterij is dit jaar ook weer niks geworden...  trouwens, Victor, het is een Zuid-Afrikaan, geen Nigeriaan  | |
| Wat nu heel gewoon is, was ooit een revolutie | |
| Mr. EdieStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 1-6-2003 Laatste: 6-5-2015 Berichten: 1508 | 13-1-2004 22:22 |
| Whahahah..... was dat laatste stukje jou bericht ofzo?? ghehhe... maar snap het niet helemaal/ | |
| NijhuisrVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 10-3-2003 Laatste: 13-1-2026 Berichten: 2094 | 13-1-2004 22:23 |
Mr. Edie schreef: Whahahah..... was dat laatste stukje jou bericht ofzo?? ghehhe... maar snap het niet helemaal/ | |
| Leviathan, Lord of the Labyrinth!!... | |
| SebasVDVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 9-2-2003 Laatste: 17-8-2016 Berichten: 1686 | 13-1-2004 22:24 |
WOW! anders pos je ff snel achter elkaar!  (ik was lekker eerder ) | |
| VictorVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 23-8-2002 Laatste: 30-8-2026 Berichten: 5287 | 13-1-2004 22:50 |
| Vanavond nog deze ontvangen: ----- Original Message ----- From: luis elexenda To: undisclosed-recipients: Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004 1:30 PM Subject: URGENT ASISTANCE Sir/Madam. This mail surely will come to you as a suprise,from a total stranger you dont know&i dont know you like-wise.I got your contact through a personal research from the internet&believe me,it has not been easy for me to choose you,perhaps am lucky although life there say is full of risk,but (GOOD FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND,BUT YOU COULD BE ONE) out of a million hopefully!!! Indeed,my name is LUIS YEGEN a born of mozambique citizen,i am the sister to MR TONY YENGENI;who was the CHAIRMAN OF PARLIAMENT:inmozambique &the former CHIEF WHIP: of the ruling party (M..P.P )My brother(MR TONY YENGENI) has as a result of trust&confidence,mandated me to search for a reliable&trust worthy foriegn partner abroad,who will help us recieve some funds which we have in cash totalling US$55M(FIFTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) into a personal company or any reliable foriegn account for safe keeping for a short period,because our bank accounts within&outside the country have all be frozen by the authorities of our country in connection to the crimes,my brother/MR:T:YENGENI) is been faced with. Shamefully,my brother&rest members of the family are suffering,when a good number of persons secretly benefitted from this deals,including from the presidency,but he was betrayed&now been used as a SCAPE GOAT. However,i have managed to push the money(US$55M) abroad&its presently in the custody of a private Finance/Security Company in Europe,which requires to be transferred URGENTLY for safe keeping before it is been discovered&frozen,considering the nature at which the money came about,because the continued existences&survival of my family solely depends on this money:THIS IS WHY I NEED YOUR HELP NOW!!! I hope you are trust worthy enough to help me fascilitate this transfer??? or am i being STUPID? Well i absolutely guess not!because my family cannot afford to face another sad,shameful&sorrowful effect of betrayal again this time PLEASE!!! Nevertheless,when you will recieve this money.The total sum will be shared as follows: 30% FOR YOU:My family takes 65%:then the remaining 5% will be used for the reimbursement of all the unfore-seen expenses you may incure during your assistance e.g transportation,hotels or whatever e.t.c.Nobody has to be greedy please, Note,there is neither any risk involved,its RISK FREE: so be rest assurred that this transaction for the fund will be successful&be recieved by YOU upon"PROPER APPLICATIONS" with full instructions FROM ME on how to go about it all,with all the neccessary,GENUINE DOCUMENTS & information from me without any FEAR!!! Indeed,if you are interested in this business,which i feel you could be my only/last hope, Please endeavour to keep this business transaction strictly confidential,for security reasons.....i will be grateful if/when you do!!! I am interested in investing the families 65% into any legitimate&lucrative business perhaps in your country after it is been transfferred e.g Estate management or Hotel management,can you please advise me?since its your country,if its better there or try to negotiate for me on any investment opportunities!!! Hoping to hear from you soonest&thanking you for your understanding. Yours sincerly luis yegen | |
| Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een helicopter! Een Satel Pogi om precies te zijn! | |
| VictorVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 23-8-2002 Laatste: 30-8-2026 Berichten: 5287 | 13-1-2004 22:51 |
| Mijn antwoord: Dear Louis, I am very honored that you trust me so much that you want to help me with a deal that involves such a lot of money. It gives me a warm feeling. Is it too soon if I call you a friend? I don't have many friends, you know. I guess that is because people are afraid of me. And why, I wonder? Is it because I correct people that cheat on me? I think honesty is one of life's virtues, so dishonesty should be punished. I'm sure you, as a trustworthy friend, will agree! Or is it because I am a 300 pound black man? I wish I knew what scares people away... By the way, I appreciate the use of capitals in your letter. It makes things so much easier. You know, to find the important parts between the b.s. Anyway, you came to the right adress. I am one of the biggest financial advisors in Holland, and invest millions of dollars for my clients. 55 million dollars is an amount I can invest in the best possible way. It is kind of you to offer me 30%. I appreciate your generosity! However, I want to ask you something. Is it too much to ask, since we are friends and all, to split the money 50/50? I'm sure you won't let a friend down! So, I am interested in your honest business proposal. For initial communications please access my secure website at: piv.pivpiv.dk/ Send my regards to chief Whip. I'm sure he's just as trustworthy as you are! PS Klik vooral NIET op die link, dan kan je je computer opnieuw starten! [edit]foutje, chief whip is overleden zie ik. Nou ja, jammer![/edit] | |
| Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een helicopter! Een Satel Pogi om precies te zijn! | |
| BergambachtStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 8-7-2003 Laatste: 16-1-2005 Berichten: 161 | 13-1-2004 22:54 |
Victor schreef: PS Klik vooral NIET op die link, dan kan je je computer opnieuw starten! , maar ik krijg een error dat ik niet gemachtigd ben deze pagina te bekijken. is t wel de juiste link? | |
| Keep the Inspirit alive... | |
| SylviaEx Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 12-1-2003 Laatste: 11-11-2011 Berichten: 4558 | 13-1-2004 22:56 |
| Ooooh, heb jij niks te doen vandaag Vic? Perfect gekopiëerde schrijfstijl trouwens. Ben benieuwd naar hun eventuele reactie. | |
| NijhuisrVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 10-3-2003 Laatste: 13-1-2026 Berichten: 2094 | 13-1-2004 23:00 |
| en als ie 50/50 wilt delen? doen, loop je binnen. | |
| Leviathan, Lord of the Labyrinth!!... | |
| SebasVDVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 9-2-2003 Laatste: 17-8-2016 Berichten: 1686 | 13-1-2004 23:05 |
nijhuisr schreef: en als ie 50/50 wilt delen? doen, loop je binnen. | |
| RonnieBStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 2-1-2003 Laatste: 29-7-2019 Berichten: 688 | 13-1-2004 23:31 |
| hier een (heel lang) engels verhaal, over iemand die ff een leuk grapje uit dacht te halen, maar daardoor ineens miljonair word!: users.rcn.com/pcombs/$$tablecontents.html kerel krijgt dus een spam mailtje, met daarin zo'n fake bankcheque, hij dacht, laat ik die voor de grap eens inleveren bij mn bank... verhaal is erg lang, maar wel erg vet om te lezen... of het waar is weet ik niet! | |
| Music is what feelings sound like... | |
| SP-AudioStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 17-10-2003 Laatste: 4-10-2011 Berichten: 96 | 14-1-2004 00:16 |
| jaa jaa, wat een onzin dat verhaal, ik denk niet dat het waar is. Maar wel leuk om over te dromen. | |
| (maximaal 120 tekens) | |
| VictorVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 23-8-2002 Laatste: 30-8-2026 Berichten: 5287 | 14-1-2004 07:39 |
| Omdat dit verhaal natuurlijk niet over licht en geluid gaat zal ik mezelf een slot geven... | |
| Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een helicopter! Een Satel Pogi om precies te zijn! | |
| VictorVIP Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 23-8-2002 Laatste: 30-8-2026 Berichten: 5287 | 15-1-2004 21:56 |
| Ik heb antwoord gekregen van oplichter nummer 2. Hij heeft kennelijk niet in de gaten dat hij in de maling wordt genomen: Dear Mr. Infinity indeed, i want to first and formost thank you so much for your proposed immense assistance in this regards, as a matter of fact, i acknowledge your concerns and ableness to enssure the success of this great rewarding transaction. but one thing is certain, mr infinity, this in particular we are about getting involves is a very pecular deal that almost have alot to do with all my family, therefore , one person in the family can not afford to ensure the onward going of this transaction, this is why you are recieving this response very late as regards this transaction, is not acelptable with my family in that way 50+50, can you arfford to pay all fees involve.get back to me Regard, Luis Yegen. Mijn antwoord: Luis, you are a fine friend indeed. Of course I understand you cannot pay all expenses yourself. But hey, what are friends for? Would € 10.000 be enough to pay the first expenses? I don't have that kind of money right know, because it's all tied up in currencies. But I could sell my house and car to pay you. Or maybe rob some old lady. Just let me know. Since we became such close friends, I want to ask you something in return. Do you think it's possible to send me a picture of yourself, all dressed up in women's clothes? I think that would be a real turn-on! By the way: I found the ideal way to invest the money. I can start a factory that makes coats for sheep-dog. The are often cold in this land. I think it will be a blast! What do you think? Let me know! By the way, how is Chief Whip doing? VN | |
| Ik ben niet gek, ik ben een helicopter! Een Satel Pogi om precies te zijn! | |
| RoyStandaard Lid Uit: Nederland Sinds: 7-3-2003 Laatste: 27-10-2020 Berichten: 1122 | 15-1-2004 22:05 |
| Hahaha. Geniaal hoe kom je d'r op. Ben echt heel benieuwd wat ie terugschrijft! | |
| Maar dat is MIJN mening... |
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